Last night I got home in time to catch Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. I don't think anyone will be shocked to hear that I love her show, and quite possibly her. She's smart, dorky, adorable and always right. What more could I want in a TV personality? In fact, I'd say that she's a more amazing version of the person I could only ever dream to be if I were smarter and better in every way. What's more, she's tall, like really tall, just the way I like 'em (just ask Leigh, who is also really tall) and oh so professional. So yeah, I love her because I want to be her and she's super cute and just my type.
So last night, mid-show, when my lovely Rachel was being extra awesome and talking about how it sucks for the conservative right if they have a problem with her being gay but basically they can shove it, Leigh turns to me and says: "I would totally have sex with her!" To which I replied, "Me first!"
Well, I'm glad we've established the hierarchical order in which that event will occur. Rachel, my love, you should be especially flattered that my lovely Leigh finds you so enticing because she usually only goes for the short, bossy ones (that would be me!). The fact that she's willing to make an exception for Your Amazingly Tallness is a true testament to your sexy-dorkiness.
As for wine and baked goods, well I just liked adding it into the title of the post. But I've also been enjoying some pinot noir the last few days and a yummy muffin for my breakfast. It's a great start to a Friday (no, I didn't start my day with pinot noir, but I'll likely end it that way) and a lovely weekend of fun with friends and skiing with Leigh.
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